Waiting jokes

I wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game… oh wait he cant

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…

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A man walks into a bar and there is a line of people waiting to punch him. Yeah that was the punch line.

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What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Why was I stress eating on the train track?

To wait to get hit.

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Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU…

“You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia. ”

“Wait! I can explain everything.”

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.”

The blonde thinks, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.”

The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.”

The Englishman thinks, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.”

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What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits the blow up

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My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

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A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!

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Sy’kyira: I can’t wait for the therapist to come.

Daina: Same, 30 minutes have passed … I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy’kyira: SAME!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina: I know, right?

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your

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What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

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