Milk jokes

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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What do you call terrible milk?

Udder Bullshit

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?

A milk dud??

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A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Where animal does Russian milk come from?

Moscows

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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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What kind of Bees make milk?

BooBees

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What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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