What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten
Fork off
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
Hhpr
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up!
I hope there is a lift to heaven?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho???
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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