Stick jokes

I don’t get why people don’t like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that’s the other hole.

What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle.

A meter stick

What’s tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)

One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM htm title=' OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT'>GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT

Fat man coming in the store waiter oh god not again:| fat man: hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter: sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man: oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?

Sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar’s patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligators mouth and starts whacking it with the stick. After he’s done and gets his drink he asks if anyone else would like a go.

A lady gets up and says yes she would like a go, asks that he doesn’t hit her with the stick.

Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Women are like marshmallows because they are white,squashy and we put our sticks inside u

Q:Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? A:To find Pooh!

Why are dogs born with balls?

They were having their stick moment when got given birth too

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.

A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ”

St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.

St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.

Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.