What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom
Whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.
Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
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