What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
How do you start a fight in space?
“Comet me bro.”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur
You’ll get jur ass kicked
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
“oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
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