Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut??
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
I tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more! !! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back???
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below “sea” level
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
Did you sea what I did there?
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
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