What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Ur mom fat lol
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
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