So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds?
They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What to gift a child molester, who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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