What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind
Knock knock Who’s there? Not sally
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
I’ll never forget my aunt’s last words before she died “can you stop shaking the latter please”
What’s a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard
Why did the depressed person cross the road.
To get ran over.
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