What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
In normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
I love autumn??
Why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
When you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house?
Because he had a new window open…
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
It’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
— Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
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